Slappin' Bitches
NES Game

Scratch programmed NES game by Mario’s Right Nut.

Game Description

This was my first attempt at programming an actual game.  The basic working game engine didn’t take very long to make, but adding in all the fun details took a while.  

It’s a pretty simple concept.  You defend your tower from all the bitches coming at you.  As each round progresses, the bitch tanks take more and more hits to destroy them.  You have your cannon and missiles that will target various enemy tanks.  You can set your wall integrity to change the game up a bit.  Mash those buttons.

Zi provided most of the music.  The main theme gets faster and more intense as the game goes on.  Each round of enemies destroyed turns the music up a notch.

This game received 2 releases, First Edition and Mass Market.  There were 10 “LEs” made, but I believe they were part of the First Edition.  I made physical carts from donors, 50 of each edition total.

Demo Video

Here’s a demo video I did for this back in the day. It demonstrates game play and the awesome music!

3/29/11 - Slappin' Bitches Released!

3/29/11 – Slappin’ Bitches Released!

Well, it’s finally done…and sold the fuck out.  😀  With requests to make more.  We’ll see.  But I’m happy with them.  There are a couple carts that have issues, but they all work.  Sunfaded and such, that I didn’t notice until I put them together.  Now comes the fun of shipping them out…ufda.

But if you missed the boat, and want one, here’s the auction for the one I reserved.

http://www.nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=34&threadid=48204&StartRow=1#bottom

From the Auction Thread:

NES Homebrew – Slappin’ Bitches #20 (note that #4 is pictured) and a “proto” label as seen here:

http://nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=6&threadid=48188 (See bottom of this post)

All proceedes over $20 (+extra shipping if applicable) will be donated to either the NA Server Fund or the Campout.  Depending on weather Dain or Paul cough up the best deal.  Paypal only in USD, due in a reasonable amount of auction end. 

Disclamer:

-These are recycled carts, some are a little finicky.  But I tested all of them and they do work nicely.

-And as they are recycled, they aren’t in perfect condition. 

-I’ll get them out as fast as I can, but I’m lazy like Bella with the shipping. 

 

Stole the following format from someone:

Shipping will be free to the US and a little extra to elsewhere.  If you have any questions, please ask!

Auction rules:

Starts NOW

*Ends Thursday night at 8:00 PM EST (NA time on March 31st)

*Starting Bid $25.00 USD 

*Bid increments of at least $1

*No time extensions

*Post your bid in this thread 

Good luck and thanks to everyone for the support!!

Won by RpgCollector for “$102….Slap!!!!!”

From the Sale/Release Thread:

FREE BOXES! Horray! gwyndion, of his own accord, made up some Slappin’ Bitches boxes for everyone, free of charge. They fit in the modified universal game cases that people use. Here is a prototype picture. Attached to this message is the art so you can make your own boxes for either the First Edition or the Mass Market Edition.

Enjoy! And thanks James!

Originally sent by: gwyndion

Due to some demand, I decided to make some more of these. There are several differences between this edition and the First. Namely:

-This is the Mass Market Edition
-This edition is not numbered
-This edition sports a different/corrected “manual”
-This edition uses an altered rom. Gameplay is the same though.

Here’s what you’ll receive:

-One Mass Market Edition Slappin’ Bitches cart
-A copy of the new “ReadMe” document

Gameplay and other specs can be found here:

http://www.nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=22&am…;

(I have 2 copies that are less than perfect. They play just the same, but the cart shells are “worn”. I’d sell them for $5 off, if anyone’s interested.)

Cost is $25 shipped to the US and $26.50 shipped to Canada. Other countries will get cheap shipping as we agree. Post here to give me a free bump and/or PM me and I’ll send you an invoice. These are made-to-order, so there may be a couple days lead time. But I’ll get them out ASAP.

Thanks for your interest!

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THIS IS THE FIRST EDITION SALES. LEFT UP FOR REFERENCE ONLY. SEE ABOVE FOR AVAILABLE GAMES.

Okay, so I’m checking on the non US shipping. I’ll have to see what a package weighs first. I’ll package some up tonight. Most likely be tomorrow before I’ll get an invoice together.

After much procrastanat…whatever, I finally got around to finishing these. Poweryay!

Here’s what you’ll receive:

-One individually numbered cart
-A copy of the “ReadMe” document (it has a slight type-o, but you wouldn’t have noticed if I hadn’t said anything)

Gameplay and other specs can be found here:

http://nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?StartRow=1&catid=22&threadid=46986

I’m pretty sure that I won’t make any more of these, so get them before they are gone. The cost is $25 shipped to the US (we’ll work out shipping to our foreign peeps). And $5 of your payment goes to the NA Server Fund. Paypal payment only. Gift is prefered, but not necessary. Just post below and I’ll send you an NA transaction request with the details. First come, first served. Payment arrangements must be made quickly, or I’ll give your spot away!!

1 – MRN – paid – shipped
2 – Zi – paid –
3 – Eirk-inv-paid
4 – Ross-inv-shipped-paid
5 – Paul – paid –
6 – NGD-inv-paid
7 – Justin-inv-paid
8 – Dain – paid –
9 – Aaron-inv-paid
10 – Pieter-Belgium-inv-paid
11 – Al Bailey-CA-inv-paid
12 – WhatULive4-CA-inv-paid
13 – DreamTR-inv-paid
14 – jdhines-inv-paid
15 – Nintendonut1983-inv-paid
16 – fanboy-CA-inv-paid
17 – Scott-inv-paid
18 – ozzman-inv-paid
19 – captainmorgandrinker-inv-paid
20 – RpgCollector-inv-paid
21 – ClaytonBigsby-CA-inv-paid
22 – Nathan – inv-paid
23 – SD9k + label-inv-paid
24 – Tinchdawg-inv-paid
25 – uiengineer-inv-paid
26 – kcsims-inv-paid
27 – HoldinJohnson-inv-paid
28 – Josh-inv
29 – retrogems-inv-paid
30 – starwander-inv-paid
31 – sessiz-inv-paid
32 – smeagolsama-inv-paid
33 – Poopiekins+label-inv-paid
34 – acidjaguar-inv-paid
35 – MrMiniMog (via SD9k)-inv-paid
36 – Hades Rejects-inv-paid
37 – Hybrid (via SD9k)-inv-paid
38 – wjc132-inv-paid
39 – quest4nes-inv-paid
40 – cradelit-CA-inv-paid

Bonus:

In an effort to raise more Server Money, I am selling my “prototype” labels. These are genuine plain paper test copies of label #01. They are available for an extra donation of $10, there are 6 available, so it’s first come first served. It will make a nice addition to a homebrew collection.

Disclamer:
-These are recycled carts, some are a little finicky. But I tested all of them and they do work nicely.
-And as they are recycled, they aren’t in perfect condition.
-I’ll get them out as fast as I can, but I’m lazy like Bella with the shipping.

Waiting List:

kells
udisi
RpgCollector
NintendoWorkshop
RetroNESNerd
nesworld
War Pig
xtremegamer
choppyfield
BigSamson
lospunchados
OzNEScollector
EarlyWorm
douchka
AceEbb
Phins
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Check out the YouTube demo. Game’s complete and ready to go. I can’t wait to see everyone’s entries. Enjoy. Look for the release soon. Thanks to all those that helped!!

Spent the weekend building games! And after 2 failed attempts (bastard HEX editor), it worked nicely.

First, I took some good advice and built some “blanks”. Carts made to accept chips without having to solder them in there. There are 4 different types here, and unfortunately, I don’t have to chips to see if the wired one works…yet.

After I was successful in getting it to work on the proto carts, I started stripping doners. Here’s my pile of shit to be cleaned:

Next, I pulled the old chips off of the boards. This was a long process, and I think that it went well. Lots of work though.

Here’s the cherry on top. I love it when shit works!! Look for it soon!

Enjoy!

Here’s the label, try and steal it!


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Well, I spent the weekend playing in camping fuel, wackin stuff with a paper cutter, and soldering stuff. In the end, I had 40 working carts for Slappin’ Bitches as well as all the labels printed off. I fucked up one label while trying to laminate it, which sucks. I’ll have to print a new one, but wanted to stick them all on before I wasted a sheet of sticky paper. And I had 4 dead carts after my construction project. 1 I hadn’t programmed anything onto the CHR chip…? It was neat though, all the graphics were different colored squares. Kinda Atari looking. The other 3 I think that I had FUBAR-ed the carts while desoldering. I tried repairs, but that didn’t work. After I took the chips out and put them in new carts, they worked fine. I spent more time getting those 4 carts to work than the other 36. Anyway, here’s the completed chips/labels:

And here’s the completed carts, sans labels:

Almost there!!